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You’re funny mate.
actually…about ted haggard….his wife knew for a long time he did this shit. they were really into kinky stuff. they had a dildo cast of ted’s penis…which was used on ted himself.
one of the young men in his church came out regarding his and ted’s sexual adventures…
the church paid his way through college so he wouldnt say anything..but he eventually backed out of the deal assuming i recall all this correctly.
Fucking great
@tomb1272
Yes. I got put in a retard program.
a retard program.
@Sheogorath13 Something I find really annoying is when people confuse intelligence with knowledge.
@arunalf I probably shouldn’t even bother, but…
Firstly: The average IQ of a Canadian is irrelevant. Correct me if I am wrong, but you are not talking about the average Canadian, you are talking about yourself.
Secondly: You are assuming that a high IQ makes someone more knowledgeable.
Thirdly: “Smarter” is ill-defined.
However, you are probably smarter( and more arrogant), than the average American. I am, and my IQ was only slightly higher than yours.
bah, fuck you idiots arguing about intelligence, everyone is human, we shouldn’t let inernational borders create meaningless schisms between us.
PS, IQ is worthless, but I happen to be in the 99th percentile of intelligence, which is apparently a much better judge of intellingence. It basically means my intuitive intelligence is better than about 99% of people in ontario, canada. I got put in a gifted kids program and everything. BUT ENOUGH FELLATING MYSELF.
@dannyboy10721
And what exactly does the acronym “IQ” Stand for?
Your IQ means nothing, i took 3 tests and got 140 average, as far as i am aware i’m not super clever, so your not in the top 3% smartest people in the world.
@Ebrainiac1 IQ is your ability to problem solve, not your intellegence.
@arunalf
Did you take the MENSA test?
If not, you don’t know your IQ score.
yea right….
My IQ is 130… I am in the top 3% smartest people in the world. But okay….
@arunalf
You say you’re smarter than a specific American.
How the fuck did you reach this conclusion? The only possible way I could rationalize this was to put words in your mouth that you believe yourself to be smarter than ALL Americans.
The statement that you have more knowledge than most Americans also fails, because you (an individual) may have lower than average intelligence.
Sorry junior. You just aren’t as smart or as knowledgeable as you think you are. Grow up a bit.
“I do not have to limit myself to certain influences on sentence structure and meaning.”
Words have meaning. If you want to express an idea, it’s important to be able to articulate what you mean. You don’t get to make up the any old wording and think you’ve said something.
I never said ‘smarter than ALL American adults’ nor did I say 100% are below a 100 IQ level…
Please, for your own sake stop replying to me, you are contradicting yourself, and just showing how low your own intelligence level is.
“Sorry, that argument fails. ”
16 by the way, once again… read please. “structure to bash a 16 year old about”.
Sorry, your argument fails.
And please point out where my ‘argument’ fails? If the average 13 year old Canadian is smarter than the average “American” (in reference to the USA) adult… than a 16 year old Canadian would just be even smarter.
Conclusion. I have more knowledge than MOST “Americans”… notice the word average… and the percent 84%…
Excuse the typo’s, it is somewhat difficult yo type on a black keyboard with the light’s off in a dark room at 1:09 am.
“if you’re going to do something wrong you might as well do it right”
Best. Quote. Ever.
Holy shit, what a huge e-penis you have there.
Premise 1: The average 13 year old Canadian is smarter than an average “American” adult.
Premise 2: You’re a 17 yr old Canadian.
Conclusion: You have more knowledge than all Americans.
Sorry, that argument fails.
Try to find something else other than POSSIBLE improper use of grammatical structure to cash a 16 year old about, whom is less than half of your own age… Reasoning, knowledge sustainability and self awareness are not present in a human until the age of 9. Therefor I have only have 7 years to absorb knowledge… you have had 32 years. That is slightly more than 4x the length of time I had to gain knowledge yet I still have a higher IQ, and I have plentiful more knowledge than you. Good try.
Fact – 84% of ‘American’ citizens [including those in high ranking government and military positions] have below an IQ of 100, 100 being an average IQ score, they are BELOW average.
Exaggeration – I said 95.6% are below that IQ…
Regardless of the fact or exaggeration, my point holds true. The majority is below average, I could say 50.1% or I could say 99.9%, it doesn’t matter. My point and proof are still the same. The accurate number is in fact 84% though.
I am 16 years old… you are 41. Let’s PRETEND you had more knowledge than I (which you do not), that is not something I should be ashamed of… well actually it is. The average 13 year old Canadian is smarter than an average “American” adult. I do not have to limit myself to certain influences on sentence structure and meaning… and I damned well shouldn’t have to clarify with you when I’m using a figure of speech or facts… It should be known to you which figure of speech I am using.
Notice I said 84% of ‘Americans’ are BELOW 100 IQ, therefor BELOW average… Please read things fully and thoroughly before trying to sound smart.